Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
“Who are the fasters readers in the world” “the 911 pilots they did 30 stories in 7 seconds”
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
