For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
you
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
