What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"