Photography jokes
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.