You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
