Photography jokes
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.