Photo jokes
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.