Phineas jokes

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"