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So cute.

A photo shows three characters. On the left, a character with big eyes and orange hair and an orange-yellow striped shirt stands with a big, open smile. In the middle, a young child with dark hair and a dark shirt is being hugged from behind by the third character, a taller one with green hair. The taller character has a blank expression, and there is a poster with the text "LIVE" and "OUR EVER!" to the right of the characters.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The first panel has a picture of a person with the text "Me" below it. The second panel has text that reads "Not knowing what the plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is" and shows some other people in the background. The third panel has another person with text below it reading "That one Phineas & Ferb episode".

Heroin Monkey

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.

big [fire] balls

The image shows a scene from the animated show Phineas and Ferb. At the top, Phineas on the left is labeled "WANTING TO SLEEP", while Ferb on the right is labeled "NOT WANTING TO SLEEP". Below them, in a cage, is Perry the Platypus, labeled "ME", with wide, worried eyes. The text reads: "Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time." Below Perry, it reads [Chattering]