Pervert jokes
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Community talk
no perverts named sean
I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.
I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).
Let's begin, shall we?
Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.