Persuasion jokes

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.