Persuasion jokes

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.