No Jizz January, No Fap February, No Masturbating March, No Autoerotica April (?), No Masturbation May, No Jacking June, No Jerking July, fuck this im not doing another A month, No Self-pleasure September, No Onanism October, No Nut November, Dry Dick December
No Jizz January, No Fap February, No Masturbating March, No Autoerotica April (?), No Masturbation May, No Jacking June, No Jerking July, fuck this im not doing another A month, No Self-pleasure September, No Onanism October, No Nut November, Dry Dick December
Jizzing January, Fucking February, Masturbation March, Only Anal April, Milf May, Jerk Off June, Jack off July, Ass fuck August, Sex September, Orgasm October, Nonstop Nut November, Destroy Dick December
Anonymous
www.youtube.com/shorts/fpHt8v9SOnI
πππ πΈπΎ
I got some rizz
Wade
Bro made a Rule 34 about a plug in..
Anonymous
Yes
Wade
True true youβd be someone else then
Anonymous
Ag3.0 what does ur gf look like
πππ πΈπΎ
?
πππ πΈπΎ
Oh my gf
πππ πΈπΎ
Wait let me pull up a photo
Wade
I wanna c
πππ πΈπΎ
Anonymous
She's fine as hell
Wade
Daamn not bar
Wade
Bad*
πππ πΈπΎ
Yeah
Anonymous
Jake has the most rizz still
πππ πΈπΎ
Fs
Wade
I had the whole chat wanting to fuck me
Wade
I think I win lmao
Anonymous
Oh yea true
Anonymous
Tie between you and Jake
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
no i do
Anonymous
You guys should have a battle
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
id win
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
whoever wins can tear my insides ;)
Wade
BET
Wade
Jake has a girlfriend tho
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
ive been here first
cas^^
yeah and she my bestie so girlies stfu
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
jk i wouldnt do that to his gf
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
girl its called a joke :/
cas^^
i take ss
cas^^
damn these skittles popin\
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
ok go ahead?
Wade
Iβm a free agent tho ;)
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
i said what i said nd its called a joke.
cas^^
skittles make me high, gimme sum ss
The Unknown King of Moderation
sure do
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
i even know jake does.. and i respect it
cas^^
facts
Wade
Surprised she doesnβt beat you for being horny with us lmao
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
LMAO
Wade
But I donβt π
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
wade shush
Wade
Sorry mommy
The Unknown King of Moderation
nah I can't fuck someone as young as my sister almost lmao
Wade
Lmao
cas^^
LMFAO
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
REAL
Wade
I donβt know the age tho..
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
cas^^
LMFAO TAHST MY GRANDAD
cas^^
/J
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
me too
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
im moelester jr
The Unknown King of Moderation
I molested Jr.
cas^^
OMG SAME TWINSIES
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
ok..
Wade
I blew up a hospital
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
my hospital ;)
Wade
Yes mommy
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
good boy
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn rylee you're tryna make everyone lose NNN huh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wadelee fr
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
YES
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
Wadelee is perfect
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WAIT NO
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WAlDEY
Wade
BET
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WALDEY
Wade
Waldo?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
YK THE ROBOT
Wade
WALL-E?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
YES
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
BUT WE CAN BE
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WALDEY
Wade
BET
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
what about me :(
Wade
U got Toast
Wade
Toamy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
bro left me ππ
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
remy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
remy
Wade
Wamee
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
yes
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yes
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WOW WADE
Wade
Wamee
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
this is the way
Wade
This is the way
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wamee
Wade
Yes
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
:(
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
the horniest
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
me you and wade
Wade
Threesome
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
dp me
Wade
Bet
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
do you know what that means
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
no
The Unknown King of Moderation
DOG PENIS
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
JAKE
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
STAWPP
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RYLEE
Wade
Guys I put our ship name in my bio
The Unknown King of Moderation
no
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
THAT WAS SO RANDO
Wade
I am DP
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yes.
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
oh?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
rylds
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
rylee
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
will you marry me
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
since toast doesnβt want me
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
no
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
im married to wade :(
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he put wamee
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
fine ill leave him for u mommy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
YAS
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
:)
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ILL SHOWER YOU IN MONEY
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ILL BE YOUR SUCROSE MOTHER
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
shower me in ur stuff
Wade
Back whatβd I miss
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
were getting a divorce wade
cas^^
wtf is happening
Wade
W-what
The Unknown King of Moderation
tf is happening
Wade
W-why?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
because
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
u cant have children
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
but amy will put on the strap for me
Wade
Is it cuz I try to fuck evryone?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
yes
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
u didnt claim me :(
Wade
Oh
Wade
I did
Wade
Several times
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
:(
Wade
Well
Wade
Uhh you can get the money I guess
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
NO
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
I WANT MY WADEYYY
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU JUST WANTED A DIVORCE
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
NUH UHHHHHHHH
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
wadey
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
im pregnat
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
w tripplets
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
and theyre yours
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
take me back
The Unknown King of Moderation
OH SHIT
The Unknown King of Moderation
SURE THEY'RE NOT AMY'S
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
theyre not
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
amy didnt cum
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no one claimed me π
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn somebody was underperforming
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ye i got pullout game
Wade
Sorry I got a new side bitch
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
no she just pulled out to fast
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
WOW
The Unknown King of Moderation
it's me im the side bitch
Wade
Yea
Wade
Me and Jakey
The Unknown King of Moderation
Jade
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wake
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
fine wade dont come back :(
The Unknown King of Moderation
our names fit so well
Wade
You left me
Wade
It does tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
better than any other couples fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wade x Jake
Wade
Facts
The Unknown King of Moderation
Jake x Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
what about me
The Unknown King of Moderation
like a dbz fusion
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
where do i go
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
:(
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
ramey
Wade
U go with Rylee
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
me and amy
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
foreve
Wade
She left me for u anyways lol
cas^^
wtf π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yes bbg ily so much <3
Wade
Jake and I are better
cas^^
what in the wattpad is this chat
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
SINCE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
MY BOYFRIEND
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
LEFT ME
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
FUCKING NEMATODE
Wade
Toast left u for me
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm not like other girls, i suck the souls out of children π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
untruths
Wade
Thatβs a huge turn on for me
The Unknown King of Moderation
me too
The Unknown King of Moderation
wade let's fuck over our mutual turn on
Wade
Hahaha Toast and I together is Wast..Waste
Wade
Yes letβs do it!
The Unknown King of Moderation
hell yeah
Wade
Moon fuck! Except itβs just the two of us
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
good :)
Wade
It ainβt gay if itβs with the homies
Wade
Listening to Take on Me in my right earbud rn
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
based W
Flappy.
that just sounds like a normal fuck tbh
Flappy.
not interesting
Flappy.
smh do better
Wade
Geez u guys have made me into an online fuck boy..
cas^^
wtf πππ
Wade
Donβt question it, just turn your brain off and fuck me
The Unknown King of Moderation
we can't make you what you already are
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
wade ur my fuck boy
cas^^
little boy toy
cas^^
erm bet'
Wade
U broke up with me
Wade
Bet bet
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
:(
Wade
Lmao
Wade
Hmmmm..
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
not me actually tearing up LMAO
cas^^
imagien
Wade
Iβll take u back on one condition
The Unknown King of Moderation
(Rylee's sad she can't actually fuck wade)
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
real
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs ok i gotchu
Wade
Ikr?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i ate
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
a samosa
cas^^
ate what
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
it was pretty goos
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
d
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
whats the one condition?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but i prefer
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
your moms pussy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
:)
cas^^
ick
Wade
Jakey do I got ur permission to take Rylee back?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but what about me π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME πππ
Wade
Iβll strangle Toast till he loves you back
cas^^
its okay bbg ill take you
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
please
Wade
Not sexually..maybe a bit sexually
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go for it daddy
Wade
Thank you daddy
cas^^
help jake ive never seen this side of you πππ
Wade
Ok Rylee, I take I back
Wade
I take u back
The Unknown King of Moderation
lmao im just messing around
Wade
Lmao
cas^^
until your not
Wade
Are u tho..?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
YAAYAYAAYAYAYAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
yes
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
waldey
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
damn
Wade
Yess
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm in love with Madi and only Madi
Wade
And me
The Unknown King of Moderation
as hot as your voice is wade
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
W
Wade
Lmao likewise
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm still lonely
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
bruvs
Wade
Iβll fuck on on the days that end in W
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
damn
cas^^
i fuck all day on the days tht end with y, 24/7 365
Wade
Iβll strangle Toast for ya tho..
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
yadsendew
Flappy.
in an "uwu daddy" way or a "fucking die" way
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
heβll probably respond with βokβ
Wade
Ooh shiit!
cas^^
lmfao
Wade
I forgot about something
Wade
Dry as hell..dryer than your Pussy
cas^^
LOL
Wade
Shit forgot about this
cas^^
LMAO
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
oh
Wade
Hey Cas I call for a divorce
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
ok
cas^^
why tf you have it in light mode you menace
Wade
Iβm such a bad boy lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
yo wade wanna hop on uwu
cas^^
already did with it being in white mode πππππ
cas^^
JAKE WHAT
Wade
Daaamn bet
Wade
Gimme a few minutes gotta switch devices
The Unknown King of Moderation
k
Wade
Wait actually drop the link and Iβll do it from this device
cas^^
wade has uwu???
The Unknown King of Moderation
all good if you can't im just bored lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
yes he does
Wade
Obvi
cas^^
π i never knew
Wade
Np I need a link tho
cas^^
then again i went on haitus for like 9 months
The Unknown King of Moderation
https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/Q8k6LmaXGxF_iikv?utm_source=manual
Wade
Bet one sec
Wade
Damn chat died
The Unknown King of Moderation
fr
π―πππππ―πππππ
ion beat yall cause ik jake loyal
Wade
Oh shiit!
π―πππππ―πππππ
I GOT TO MUCH PROOF OF HIM BEING LOYAL
Wade
Jake donβt tell her about UWU crew
π―πππππ―πππππ
...................
π―πππππ―πππππ
JAKE
π―πππππ―πππππ
EXPLAIN
cas^^
LMFAOO I ALREADY TOLD HER
Wade
Whoopsie I make a big Oopsie
π―πππππ―πππππ
wade stop fuckin my mans
π―πππππ―πππππ
GAY ASS
cas^^
LMFAOOOO
Wade
It ainβt gay if itβs with the homies?
π―πππππ―πππππ
BROMACE?
Wade
Sure
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IDK WHAT TO EXPLAIN WADE'S HORNY FOR ME
Wade
And vise versa
cas^^
NOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GIVING WATTPAAAAAD
cas^^
omg wait n o
cas^^
wadepadd
The Unknown King of Moderation
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
Wade
Youβre so Skibidi
cas^^
your so quantam fax
π―πππππ―πππππ
stickin it out rn bbg
The Unknown King of Moderation
π₯΅
π―πππππ―πππππ
HES MINE WADE GET A GF ALREADY
The Unknown King of Moderation
hehehe
Wade
I have like 5
Wade
Including Jake
cas^^
LMFAO WAIT JAKE
π―πππππ―πππππ
WAIT WHAT DID U SAY JAKE
cas^^
you secretly a woman?
cas^^
he said hehehe
π―πππππ―πππππ
HVUISVHIUVSHVSUIV
cas^^
DTGSYHUJI WHAT
Wade
I draw the line at trans people
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
mr
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
me
π―πππππ―πππππ
amy
π―πππππ―πππππ
COME GET UR MANS
cas^^
mr lovah lovah
π―πππππ―πππππ
HES TRYNA STEAL MINE
cas^^
ehh
cas^^
sexy undercover
Wade
Jake is my bb boy
π―πππππ―πππππ
is tht why you drew the line on urself?
π―πππππ―πππππ
IUAHCUIHAIHVUVIH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
nah my mans is dryer than the sahara
Wade
*me trying to understand* OOOOOOH
cas^^
took me awhile too
The Unknown King of Moderation
bals
π―πππππ―πππππ
pussy
Wade
Lucky for you Iβm wetter than the Pacific Ocean
cas^^
ass
The Unknown King of Moderation
amogus
Wade
Gimme
cas^^
mr boombastic
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHATD U SAY
cas^^
wtf is this chat
The Unknown King of Moderation
mwahaha
π―πππππ―πππππ
bbg u already got it tf
The Unknown King of Moderation
hehe you're right
Wade
Weβre all so horny
The Unknown King of Moderation
we are man
The Unknown King of Moderation
it's day 5
Wade
Oh shit
The Unknown King of Moderation
NNN is taking its toll
Wade
We still got a long journey
cas^^
day five god
Wade
I donβt wish to be horny anymore I wish to be happy
The Unknown King of Moderation
when horniness gets fixed, happiness takes its place
Wade
Yes
Wade
We must walk the path of God..
Wade
Then we shall beat NNN
The Unknown King of Moderation
No Jizz January, No Fap February, No Masturbating March, No Autoerotica April (?), No Masturbation May, No Jacking June, No Jerking July, fuck this im not doing another A month, No Self-pleasure September, No Onanism October, No Nut November, Dry Dick December
Wade
Canβt wait for December
The Unknown King of Moderation
why
The Unknown King of Moderation
it's the same as all the other months
The Unknown King of Moderation
except august that's the free month
Wade
Shit read that wrong thought it said No Dry Dick December
The Unknown King of Moderation
MWAHAHAHA
Wade
I donβt like months anymore
π―πππππ―πππππ
DRY DICK DECEMEBER?
π―πππππ―πππππ
THTS A THING?
Wade
Guess so
The Unknown King of Moderation
Jizzing January, Fucking February, Masturbation March, Only Anal April, Milf May, Jerk Off June, Jack off July, Ass fuck August, Sex September, Orgasm October, Nonstop Nut November, Destroy Dick December
Wade
YEEEESSS
Wade
Thatβs a lot better
Wade
Weβre in Nonstop nut November
The Unknown King of Moderation
NNN
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm actively failing Nonstop Nut November
Wade
The bastard screenshotted this..
Wade
The Unknown King of Moderation
zamn
Wade
Maybe they wanted to get the boobies in there
Wade
Well this chat died ima dip, ttyl Jake!
Chexers
yo
Chexers
guys
Chexers
ook
Chexers
look
Chexers
cas^^
errrb
cas^^
piss me off
cas^^
omg they shud be mod tho
cas^^
not stay, chicky
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
hot boobies
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
frfr
cas^^
fr fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
bobs
cas^^
yo amy
The Unknown King of Moderation
vagene
cas^^
jake no
cas^^
amy wanna marry me, cuz if so im down bbg
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ong letβs be married frfr
cas^^
bet
Klaus
Jake banned Husky for no reason, I like Chex