Persuasion jokes

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.