Perspective jokes

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

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