Perk jokes

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.