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Lostin Flowers

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

bruce

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

Lostin Flowers

WAITTTTTTT

The image shows Baby Yoda with an angry expression, overlaid with the text "when I'm looking for the perfect gif to respond with and I see the other person starting to write" and "WAITTTTTTTT."

Cocel 😮💨

His perfect pet

The image shows three side-by-side comparisons. On the left, Thor is shown in three progressively smiling close-ups, wearing a helmet in the top two images. On the right are three different close-ups of a fluffy, light-brown rabbit. The rabbit also has a sweet smile in the bottom picture.

XI

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

Adolf kitler

A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."

✨Jassy✨

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

MisterDussel

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Caitlyn 🐈🦋

Perfect 😂🤣

A raccoon is shown with its paws together and a mischievous grin. The text on the image reads: "HOW I FEEL WHEN I WRITE A PLOT TWIST."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a blue circle with a point on top. Underneath is a scene from the movie 'The Emperor's New Groove' with Kronk saying "No, no. He's got a point".

Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Wade

The REAL Invisible Man

The image shows a comparison of three different characters associated with the "Invisible Man" concept. The first panel shows a woman in a shower with a handprint on the glass. The second panel shows a bandaged man with sunglasses, reminiscent of the classic Invisible Man. The third panel shows a muscular man with patterned skin, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Each of these is followed by a panel with the same man with a smirk, indicating a preference for the third character. Text on the images reads "I PREFER THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN," "I SAID THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN" and "PERFECTION."

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

ur momy

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

tabs1528

A multi-panel comic shows a group of men discussing an Overwatch hero, followed by a panel of the hamster character, and a final panel of the men looking shocked. The text in the first panel says: "Ok, we need to make an Overwatch hero people won't use as porn material." The text in the second panel says "Perfect!". The last panel contains the text "10 Seconds Later".

Anonymous

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Why should you care

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Heroin Monkey

perfect stats

The image shows four boxes with numbers. From left to right: "Jokes" with the number 15 below it, "Memes" with the number 1100 below it, "Posts" with the number 222 below it, and "Comments" with the number 18750 below it.

Wade

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

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