Pedophilia jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."