Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.