my parents love me
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
Dad's are like boomerangs.... I hope....
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
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i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
ur mom (idk im bored)
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired
