Parent jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.