Parent jokes
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.