Parent jokes
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.