What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
nock nock, whos ther, not your parents
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
