Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
