Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do orphans have no parents???say ur joke in the comments
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphan?
Call their parents
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
