Parent jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Who needs parents to be great?
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.