Parent jokes
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.