Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Orphan or like or-pan?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
