Pan jokes

Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

How do Chinese people name their children?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.