Paint jokes
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.