Outing jokes
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.