my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
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So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
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