Outing

Outing Jokes

Trash

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Dick

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Waitress

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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  • Anniversary

    I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

    Yo mamma

    Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

    Trash

    A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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  • Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

    The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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  • Boy

    A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

    "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied:

    "Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

    Trash

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

    Gay People

    Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

    Because they're always coming out of the closet.

    Similarity

    What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

    When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

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  • School

    What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

    When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)