Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden jokes

Terrorist

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

Robber

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Memes

Time

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Dad

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Skill

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Eye

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

Song

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

Dead

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸŒ‡

Mermaid

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

Kill

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Football Team

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!