The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Obama got Osama.
