Osama Bin Laden jokes
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!