Orphanage jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?