How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
why does a orphan like church so much, so he ca call someone father
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can’t an orphan play online games
They don’t have there parents input
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
Are you angry?
Go Bully an Orphan!
WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?
