Orphanage jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.