I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
