Orphanage Jokes

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into

Home Depot

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Kid: why do orphans like tennis

Dad: because it's the only time they get love

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage

I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!

Why can’t an orphan play online games

They don’t have there parents input

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming

Are you angry?

Go Bully an Orphan!

WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad