Orphanage Jokes

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

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The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.