Orphanage jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.