Orphanage Jokes

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Dad?

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.