Orphanage jokes
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Dad?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!