Orphanage jokes
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.