Orphanage jokes

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

What show do orphans never watch?

"Fuller House."

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣