Orphanage jokes
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."