Orphanage jokes
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.