Orphanage jokes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.