Orphanage jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
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