I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a base ball field the base ball field has a home to run back to
