Orphanage jokes
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Lol, I have no life :)