Orphanage jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Lol, I have no life :)
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea