New Orphanage Jokes - Page 14

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.

Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea

Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?

Orphans

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Why do orphans play gta ?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button

i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage

If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button

my name is what orphans can never have

in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?

why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them

Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side

Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade

Knock knock ,who is there? I dont know

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents

what do call an ophans parents dead meat

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"