Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Kid

Are you an orphanage?

Why?

Because I wanna put my kids in you.

Orphan

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

Difference

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Kid

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

Party

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Man

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

Mama

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Orphan

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

Child

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.