Orphanage jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.