Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
whats brown and sticky a orphan
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
urmum is big
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
