Orphanage jokes
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
"Ur mum is big."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!