A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
What's an orphans fav roblox game? Adopt me, so they can get adopted.
urmum is big
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes
From your mom
what is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage batman
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
why did the orphan fall of the mountain? because his parents let go.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What do dentist call their x-rays Tooth picks
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
