Orphanage jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?