What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
