Orphanage jokes
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”