Orphan jokes
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"