Organ Donor Jokes

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.