EpiPenNate6 years agoI have an EpiPen.My friend gave it to me when he was dying.It seemed really important to him that I have it.
DadALI-A5 years agoWhen you say to your dad...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Dad be like...Who wants my son?Nan be like, "Me!"Kid be like...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!What are roux, says nan?Um, they're your life savings!Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
WifeThat guy3 years agoMy wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.