OR jokes
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.