OR jokes
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. ποΈπ
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Memes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
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Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
When the emo kid says letβs play truth or dare, You know itβs about to hang over.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.