OR jokes
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You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."