OR jokes
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Memes
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You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
KK or Liv?
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?