OR jokes

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

How did the orphan become famous?

By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.