What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
