A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
