Okay Jokes

you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.

A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.

Man: okay tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings. Me: okay so an Asian...

this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash

The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"

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I have 5 fingers for a reason:
My pinky finger.
for my best friend, and the promises i will never break.
My ring finger:
for that special boy, when the time is right.
My middle finger.
for that b*tches who pushes me to far...
My pointer finger:
to pick out my dearest family members.
My thumb:
to show the rest of the world i'm going to be okay.
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Girl: i like girls Dad: ok? Girl 2: i like girls too Dad: okay so who likes boys?! Boy: i do

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car

What's it called when a orphan calls 911 Operater h Hello is your family okay Orphan I'm an orphan Operater *bruh*

Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.

Kaleb: Addison, r u okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think i'm annoying and stupid! Do u?

Kaleb: yes once I pound u in the ass

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Spell attic okay. A t t i c./a titi/tata I see

Spell fuzz.okay, f u z z.which also it sounds like F U Zzs

Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha