Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
how is your cerial o wait.
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
nice cock bitch
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my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
