Newest Offensive Jokes - Page 8

What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

what do you call a man who offended an nfl player...

odin floyd

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids

Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!

so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak

A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum "WHATS SHE LIKE" he asked the boy BIG COCKS AND VODKA" said the boy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.

What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(just a joke, no offense)

My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂

(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!