Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.