Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Humanity.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
