my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
Ur mums queef was like a fucking hurricane 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️
What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵Bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their 👑
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
rosis are red viluts are blue im stuck on the eston fron and so are fwuking you
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
