Peppa Pug's Crippling Addiction

PEPP PUG DHDJSHAHHAA

I

LOVE

BOUNCINNG

THINFS

PERCS

OKAY

Woah Amy yyou ok?

no

my cramps are gone though :$6

That’s good

uh

i’m going to

gone

wtf

What Amy no

i’m back

guess what i have

What’s that?

tylenol

:)

Yay!

i have 900

:)))

useful

Don’t do anything stupid

uhhhhh

we’ll see

Amy no my other comment was serious I can’t loose you you’re amazing

i kinda

suck

a lot

No no you don’t

smash

...

Damn

.....

Bro do you ever have good comments?

fuck this bullshit

there is that better

What bullshit?

idk

Like chill

but gn

Night

me?

i have za GREATEST comments of all time

Hiii =3

HAHA!

Still would have been funnier w/o the bottom image

HA! That’s disturbing

bro fax

i chug-jugged dat shit up bruver

Welp, if I'm here, everyone will start attacking me so off I go, just popping in :)

Who’re you?

Don't ask, bye

Farewell!

oh, they're opal, the white cracker jack bitch fat chunky lard obesity tranny bitch who has nothing better to do with their life and pretends to be a a random ass Korean person on a jokes website for fun

Haha! Sounds annoying

fax

Damn, I guess sin city wasn't made for you. But good luck on the mewing! :)

that meme died a long time ago, just like your father

he clearly wasn't there for you, look at you now

Actually I've been doing well, I got straight A's this quarter and I met some cool friends. So I'm fine.

the crazy thing is that I don't remember asking

those straight A's still don't help your mental health. the only "friends" you've created are in your mind

Stop disrespecting skibidi toilet, man. So disrespectfual. And making fun of my drip? Not very W rizz of you.

alr now ur just fucking cringe, piss off you dyslexic piece of shit

“Erm actually 🤓”

Look, Feet, I've learned from my mistakes.

no you haven't

you keep on coming back without any signs of maturity

HEY FEET YOU CAN TALK WHEN YOUR NUTS DROP MKAY PAL?

Hey Jake

Sup

mmm, how about you go shove your guitar up your ass and jerk yourself off because you're a lonely ass cunt who can't even get a bitch irl

You're not very mature either

pretty depressing how you have to resort to online dating

Someone’s angry

nah, you don't learn from your mistakes

Feet, whatever happened to you being fun and dirty minded? I miss those days man, something turned inside you.

Probably his mom’s dick

whatever happened to you being a useless sack of shit?

go back to your spawning point you useless waste of your father's nut

back

I'm not a useless sack of shit anymore, I've learned from my mistakes and I learned I needed to be a kind person.

ah, projection

Hiii =3

Mio

Mao

Sup soop

mio

mao

la la la lala

Mio

Mao

Hi Sooploosh! It's been a while, what's up???

Mio

Mao

la la la lala

Hiii =3

who're u?

I love that TikTok audio omg

I prefer the slower original one

its calmer

oh

Thats my favorite type of apple

godzilla having steaming hot sex with king ghidorah while giving king ghidorah a blow job with his atomic breath

HAHA!

Yummy

hehehhehehehehehehe

That wouldn't work tho. The atomic breath doesnt work like that. EXCEPT since Godzilla Ultima can distort the laws of physics he might figure smthn out

Can I have a second chance, please? I can prove that I AM a good person. I promise.

So it this motorboater guy feetlust?

Yes.

thats my favourite audio

yuppers

Hey, Apple! Been a bit!

YALL R MISSING OUT! THIS VERSIONS CALMER www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQf6sDtmPVo

hey! who are you?

Its equally good to the sped up one

Hell yeah

but its good in different ways

Mio Mao

I now unironically luv that show

i love bread barbershop

its so great

I love that show

the silly lil clay cats that can blob around n stuff in all sorts of ways its sooooo silly

HAH! "second chance"? bitch, you've had way too many chances.

It's so sigma male

yeah

we have given her like 13 chances

^^^

R u being genuine or r u mocking me for liking Mio Mao

Mio Mao is amazing dw

yeh its silly

im serious!

its so awesome

That’s a lot!

so give her one more

also it would be rlly easy to make a fan episode of mio mao bc the models r simple, all u have to do is mimic their lil noises n have the silly music in the background

it aint that hard

yeah

I promise it WILL be my last.

I actually have red n white clay I could maybe make one!!1!

AMAZING

WOW

u said u were leaving bruh

I love this drama..

I never said I was leaving, I had to go undercover for a couple of days because the school was contacted, I think I'm fine for now if I continue to lay low.

buy me prada

balenciaga

lies, go back to swimming in your mother's shitty pregnancy fluid you vermin

cut the drama

LOVE THE DRAMA

GUYS STOP SHITTING ON OPAL FFS JUST LET HER HAVE A CHANCE AND MAYBE SHE WONT BE SHITTY

Plot of my Mio Mao fan episode: Mio and Mao find palico armor n put it on, n then using my SH Monsterarts Zinogre, they will hunt zinogre n trap it

no bc thats a lie

I MEAN LOVE THE DRAMA

lezgo bahamas

Private jets

ill link the posts u said u were leaving on if you want

here ill help

HAHA!

Hey Flappy

what

Guys my thighs have grown soooo much n my hair is getting so long I WILL be pretty by april 1st

I'm sorry

does your thick skulled ass not understand the fact that Opal is a lying fag?

april 1st better be a school day or else im fucked

Same

April first is April fools

💀

see my plan is I'll start dressing as a femboy publically april 1st so if it goes poorly they'll thing its a joke

This is the same way I came out to my friends

its an ingenious plan

the shame is u can only do it once a year =c

SOOP HI SOOP

Guys I'm going to visit my friend tommorow, I'm super excited!

SIARRA!!

Hiii =33

Hi Siarra it's been a while

nah cause who tf asked bitch

SOOP I GOT REAL DRUNK AND SAD AND YOURE HERE YAY

Oh um yay!

You're drunk? Are you okay?

Why do you know me?

tbh it makes me sooo happy that ppl here actually like me now

and are happy to see me

Because I'm Opal

its like

I mean sorta mostly

i laced your Faygo with rat poison

Faygo is yummy

BRO SOOP YOU ARE MY BESTEST BUDDIE

i also put miralax in it too

I got my Faygo laced one time

when I first joined everyone hated me except I didnt mind bc its fun to upset ppl I have negative respect for but Im sooo happy there r ppl who like me

so you have to take a shit every 3 hours

<3 <3 <3 <3

yay!:

as someone who has had to take laxatives (6 y/o me was literally addicted to cheese) it doenst work like that

Aw tyyyy

Wow

i put EXTRA miralax

like the whole ass container

I love miralax

Just kidding

extra flavor

Sshushhh

Even then I think they would just have one long continuous shit until they exhaust all their body's moisture and die from dehydration

You could just... drink diesel.

Deisel smells yummy

YAY DEHYDRATION

Not waste your time pining over laxatives.

Or just drink water

LYNX HI

That too.

Yo Alastor

Mm?

Mio

mao

mio

mao

okay, how about fentanyl then, hm?

Diesel doesn't ignite as easily, so I can puff my cigar without worry.

la la la lala

Aren't you not an adult

I LOVE THAT SHIT

What in the blazes was that?

So ensuring them a pleasant and painless death? thats not like u

Of course not. I'm 16.

I didn’t see it

rookie mistake

okay fine, i'll take a step down. how about elephant shit?

No way

Pass.

dammit

Hey motorboat do u like camels

Oh no.

Wait why are you asking him this, Sooploosh

YESSS

Should I be concerned?

I'm not so degenerate as to consume something that came out of an animal's rectum.

Very concerned

I'm above that.

camel toe pussies? yeah, i like them

Very wise

Do you guys know that I met a famous infulencer once

Topic change

your reflection doesn't count buddy

I went to this ice cream thing in New York, and then I met Dylan Lemay and took a photo with him

No. I didn't. Why would I?

HAHA!

Ok...

Good for you, I guess.

Yayyyy!

Penis butter

Should I start mewing

js searched him up and he looks like the gayest man alive, not surprised that you were happy to meet him.

Yessir, we're besties

Can you show a picture?

He's my uncle shhh

Just kidding, I met him once

i can tell by his face he's gay asf

fruit tart ahh voice

Wow he does look gay, but I don't care

He looks very homosexual!

wade, pls go back to ur main acc

Ok yeah that is gay asf

I've been listening to Money So Big Instrumental for two hours

I thought we were done with this..

WAIT YOURE WADE?

How can it be wade. Wade is like, mega homophobic he'd never watch Hazbin Hotel

ur wade vruv

bruv*

Wait Feet has a point

most likely

I found Wade's YouTube channel and he likes Hazbin Hotel too

oh

ewwwww

And that's your pfp

gros

Why does everyone think I’m Wade?

BRO AADE IS SO COOL

WADE

Eww hazbin hotell yucky

Wade and I are besties now I gave him a unicorn

Mio Mao better

Me and Wade are pals

WADES THAT TOO BUT HES COOL

fax bruv

Wade is very goofy ahh, but very cool at the same time

What information do you need from me to know I’m not Wade?

ur face

Wdym

Mio n Mao r so special like

Those are outlawed here I thought

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3

Fym "those?"

Faces

face reveals r a no no here

I've seen Wade before

I gtg

don't u have an👉UwU👈 acc? send it on there

cya

I have an UwU acc, also Feet why is your pfp on there LukeAFK the Omegle troller?

Wade revealed his face?

Yup, on call

ya, but i pretty sure he's deadpool

I thought he was Wesker

Feet didn't you voice reveal?

It was interesting

my voice has deepened since then

From mewing?

possibly

Should I start mewing

no, wade is deadpool

In his dreams, Deadpool is cringe. That's just in my opinion

Should I pull an all nighter?

Dead chat

u should

Yass queen

Yes

Yass queen, I will now :)

Guys I literally cried tears of blood when I realized it's my two year aniversary in this shit hole.

It’s my…first week in this shithole!

Not even, first 3 days

nuh uh

it's been 5 months for you wade

wait

Feet, for the first time in my life I am on your side.

HOW THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN 5 MONTHS ALREADY SINCE THE BP PPL CAME ON HERE

i remember it liek it was yesterday

WAIT WHAT OH MY GOD

bitch u were on here for 2 months stfu

It was yesterday when I forced Perc to let me on WJE.

I’m not Wade

yes u r

I am not

wade plsss play roblox wit me plssssssssssss

I don’t play Roblox

Y'all both like Hazbin hotel so that's my evidence

That’s not very good evidence

Eww is Wade a Roblox kid?

He might be, I’m not

i literally said to wade to play roblox with me, chew it up and figure it out

I know I'm just making sure

gosh you're so fucking retarded

thickskulled asswipe

Bro you used to be funny what happened

You used to be like my favorite user on here

crazy how I don't give a shit to care

Ok bro, just letting you know that I'm not mad at you, although LukeAFK is a little suspicious.

Whats poppin peeps

Hello!

Lmao I’ve played Roblox with wade it’s funny

I haven’t played Roblox in years

liar

Man I keep seeing more and more Hazbin Hotel stuff around, maybe I should get around to watching it lmao

You should! It’s a great show

One of those things I saw was the fuckin verbalase video lmao

EW HELP I SAID LMAO TWICE IN 2 COMMENTS

HAHA! 50k on that

you're going to turn into more of a loser than you already are if you do watch it lmao

It’s a great show!

nah, it's for nerdy ass geeks who go to anime & furry conventions

Anime is cool sometimes, a lot of the shows are bad.

I don’t go to conventions, I just watch the show

I don’t watch anime

My friend goes to conventions a lot, not furry ones though.

Anime more like anigay

Real

Anime is cringe

Well if you say I’m Wade, are you calling Wade a loser?

Because you ARE wade.

Lmfao you guys think that’s Wade?

for watching Hazbin hotel, yes. for having a cool personality, no.

Ever since I’ve joined

I gave Wade a unicorn the other day now I want it back :(

I am not

Prove it, get Wade on here

how would I do that?

send me ur face on uwu

stop changing the subject bruv

Unlike Wade, I don’t do face reveals, voice reveals, calls, or anything other than chatting

GUYS WHAT IF ITS BRADEN

YOU GUYS REMEMBER BRADEN AND CHLOE?

BRADEN LIKED HAZBIN HOTEL

ooh

ig ur wade then

Your logic doesn’t make sense

ur wade

How?

Wade is like the sprinkles on top that no one wants

Lmao

Rawr

Honestly Wade’s been kind of extra dicky lately, this guy seems a lot more docile

you're the shit stain in society that everybody wants to avoid, how about that?

Why thank you!

it's easy asf to change personalities

Well yeah, but Wade’s also kinda like…mentally unstable

Things like that usually seep through

"Shit stain" is wild

Wait what

In the times I’ve been compared to him I’ve heard he’s schizophrenic and autistic

Is what im hearing real

Yeah he’s like…he’s got some issues that need to be taken care of

Oh damn, now I feel bad for being mean to him

Lmao he gets too much hate

That’s what I’ve been told

bruv, just admit ur wade, the only autistic person on here is Jake for thinking you're not Wade

And called, since apparently I’m him

Like yeah he’s kind of a shitty person most of the time but there’s a reason behind it

Real, he was an actually good mod at times

Would you like me to lie so you can be satisfied?

Thats always the case

literally everybody thinks you're wade, and we've got some pretty damning evidence

Yeah it’s kinda sad

I think you’re the only one bro

Yup :(

Feet were you on when Braden was?

who tf is braden

oh...

The masochist guy who dated Cas/kai/addi

ah yes, i remember now

So many people on here are wild

There are pedophiles and shit, like it's a jokes website...

Listen, I’m here to post dark jokes, enjoy the drama, and chat

Same omg

sounds liek wade to me

You seem nice

Yep

It also sounds like Banned User, so they could also be Wade

No, I'm not Wade, I was someone on here but I left for a week

I'm Opal

Never heard of you, but you seem nice

nah

Yep, btw I don't think you are Wade...

Opal is Wade confirmed

WAIT WHAT

Why thank you!

u literally js fucking said he's wade liek 10 minutes ago

how gullible are you?