Peppa Pug's Crippling Addiction

  • peppa pug deals with crippling addiction to substances and morbid childhood obesity ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  • my cramps are gone though :$6

    Comment deleted by ฮฑmy

    Donโ€™t do anything stupid

    Amy no my other comment was serious I canโ€™t loose you youโ€™re amazing

    Bro do you ever have good comments?

    WC siarra

    Bro do you ever have good comments?

    me?

    i have za GREATEST comments of all time

    HA! Thatโ€™s disturbing

    Whoโ€™re you?

    Alastor

    Whoโ€™re you?

    oh, they're opal, the white cracker jack bitch fat chunky lard obesity tranny bitch who has nothing better to do with their life and pretends to be a a random ass Korean person on a jokes website for fun

    Haha! Sounds annoying

    that meme died a long time ago, just like your father

    he clearly wasn't there for you, look at you now

    the crazy thing is that I don't remember asking

    those straight A's still don't help your mental health. the only "friends" you've created are in your mind

    alr now ur just fucking cringe, piss off you dyslexic piece of shit

    you keep on coming back without any signs of maturity

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HEY FEET YOU CAN TALK WHEN YOUR NUTS DROP MKAY PAL?

    mmm, how about you go shove your guitar up your ass and jerk yourself off because you're a lonely ass cunt who can't even get a bitch irl

    pretty depressing how you have to resort to online dating

    Chunke Monke

    mmm, how about you go shove your guitar up your ass and jerk yourself off because you're a lonely ass cunt who can't even get a bitch irl

    Someoneโ€™s angry

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    You're not very mature either

    nah, you don't learn from your mistakes

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Feet, whatever happened to you being fun and dirty minded? I miss those days man, something turned inside you.

    whatever happened to you being a useless sack of shit?

    go back to your spawning point you useless waste of your father's nut

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Probably his momโ€™s dick

    ah, projection

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    Comment deleted by Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    godzilla having steaming hot sex with king ghidorah while giving king ghidorah a blow job with his atomic breath

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Probably his momโ€™s dick

    HAHA!

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Thats my favorite type of apple

    hehehhehehehehehehe

    Chunke Monke

    godzilla having steaming hot sex with king ghidorah while giving king ghidorah a blow job with his atomic breath

    That wouldn't work tho. The atomic breath doesnt work like that. EXCEPT since Godzilla Ultima can distort the laws of physics he might figure smthn out

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Mao

    thats my favourite audio

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    So it this motorboater guy feetlust?

    yuppers

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Yes.

    hey! who are you?

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    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Can I have a second chance, please? I can prove that I AM a good person. I promise.

    Hell yeah

    i love bread barbershop

    the silly lil clay cats that can blob around n stuff in all sorts of ways its sooooo silly

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Can I have a second chance, please? I can prove that I AM a good person. I promise.

    HAH! "second chance"? bitch, you've had way too many chances.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Hell yeah

    we have given her like 13 chances

    applee

    i love bread barbershop

    R u being genuine or r u mocking me for liking Mio Mao

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    R u being genuine or r u mocking me for liking Mio Mao

    im serious!

    its so awesome

    Flappy.

    we have given her like 13 chances

    Thatโ€™s a lot!

    so give her one more

    also it would be rlly easy to make a fan episode of mio mao bc the models r simple, all u have to do is mimic their lil noises n have the silly music in the background

    it aint that hard

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    also it would be rlly easy to make a fan episode of mio mao bc the models r simple, all u have to do is mimic their lil noises n have the silly music in the background

    yeah

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    I promise it WILL be my last.

    u said u were leaving bruh

    I love this drama..

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    I promise it WILL be my last.

    lies, go back to swimming in your mother's shitty pregnancy fluid you vermin

    cut the drama

    Plot of my Mio Mao fan episode: Mio and Mao find palico armor n put it on, n then using my SH Monsterarts Zinogre, they will hunt zinogre n trap it

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    I never said I was leaving, I had to go undercover for a couple of days because the school was contacted, I think I'm fine for now if I continue to lay low.

    no bc thats a lie

    I MEAN LOVE THE DRAMA

    lezgo bahamas

    ill link the posts u said u were leaving on if you want

    Chunke Monke

    lies, go back to swimming in your mother's shitty pregnancy fluid you vermin

    HAHA!

    Guys my thighs have grown soooo much n my hair is getting so long I WILL be pretty by april 1st

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GUYS STOP SHITTING ON OPAL FFS JUST LET HER HAVE A CHANCE AND MAYBE SHE WONT BE SHITTY

    does your thick skulled ass not understand the fact that Opal is a lying fag?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Guys my thighs have grown soooo much n my hair is getting so long I WILL be pretty by april 1st

    ๐Ÿ’€

    see my plan is I'll start dressing as a femboy publically april 1st so if it goes poorly they'll thing its a joke

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    Guys I'm going to visit my friend tommorow, I'm super excited!

    nah cause who tf asked bitch

    SOOP I GOT REAL DRUNK AND SAD AND YOURE HERE YAY

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Hi Siarra it's been a while

    Why do you know me?

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    You're drunk? Are you okay?

    I mean sorta mostly

    WC siarra

    SOOP I GOT REAL DRUNK AND SAD AND YOURE HERE YAY

    i laced your Faygo with rat poison

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    tbh it makes me sooo happy that ppl here actually like me now

    BRO SOOP YOU ARE MY BESTEST BUDDIE

    Chunke Monke

    i laced your Faygo with rat poison

    I got my Faygo laced one time

    when I first joined everyone hated me except I didnt mind bc its fun to upset ppl I have negative respect for but Im sooo happy there r ppl who like me

    so you have to take a shit every 3 hours

    Chunke Monke

    so you have to take a shit every 3 hours

    as someone who has had to take laxatives (6 y/o me was literally addicted to cheese) it doenst work like that

    Chunke Monke

    so you have to take a shit every 3 hours

    Aw tyyyy

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    as someone who has had to take laxatives (6 y/o me was literally addicted to cheese) it doenst work like that

    i put EXTRA miralax

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Wow

    Sshushhh

    Even then I think they would just have one long continuous shit until they exhaust all their body's moisture and die from dehydration

    You could just... drink diesel.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Even then I think they would just have one long continuous shit until they exhaust all their body's moisture and die from dehydration

    YAY DEHYDRATION

    Not waste your time pining over laxatives.

    Anonymous

    You could just... drink diesel.

    Or just drink water

    Anonymous

    Not waste your time pining over laxatives.

    okay, how about fentanyl then, hm?

    Diesel doesn't ignite as easily, so I can puff my cigar without worry.

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    Chunke Monke

    okay, how about fentanyl then, hm?

    I LOVE THAT SHIT

    What in the blazes was that?

    Chunke Monke

    okay, how about fentanyl then, hm?

    So ensuring them a pleasant and painless death? thats not like u

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Aren't you not an adult

    Of course not. I'm 16.

    Anonymous

    What in the blazes was that?

    I didnโ€™t see it

    Anonymous

    What in the blazes was that?

    rookie mistake

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    So ensuring them a pleasant and painless death? thats not like u

    okay fine, i'll take a step down. how about elephant shit?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Hey motorboat do u like camels

    YESSS

    I'm not so degenerate as to consume something that came out of an animal's rectum.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Hey motorboat do u like camels

    camel toe pussies? yeah, i like them

    Anonymous

    I'm above that.

    Very wise

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Do you guys know that I met a famous infulencer once

    your reflection doesn't count buddy

    No. I didn't. Why would I?

    Chunke Monke

    your reflection doesn't count buddy

    HAHA!

    js searched him up and he looks like the gayest man alive, not surprised that you were happy to meet him.

    Chunke Monke

    js searched him up and he looks like the gayest man alive, not surprised that you were happy to meet him.

    Can you show a picture?

    Chunke Monke

    i can tell by his face he's gay asf

    He looks very homosexual!

    Chunke Monke

    wade, pls go back to ur main acc

    I thought we were done with this..

    Alastor

    He looks very homosexual!

    WAIT YOURE WADE?

    Chunke Monke

    wade, pls go back to ur main acc

    How can it be wade. Wade is like, mega homophobic he'd never watch Hazbin Hotel

    Alastor

    I thought we were done with this..

    ur wade vruv

    Why does everyone think Iโ€™m Wade?

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    WADES THAT TOO BUT HES COOL

    What information do you need from me to know Iโ€™m not Wade?

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    Chunke Monke

    ur face

    Those are outlawed here I thought

    Alastor

    Those are outlawed here I thought

    don't u have an๐Ÿ‘‰UwU๐Ÿ‘ˆ acc? send it on there

    Wade revealed his face?

    Alastor

    Wade revealed his face?

    ya, but i pretty sure he's deadpool

    I thought he was Wesker

    Alastor

    I thought he was Wesker

    no, wade is deadpool

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Should I pull an all nighter?

    u should

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Should I pull an all nighter?

    Yes

    Itโ€™s myโ€ฆfirst week in this shithole!

    Not even, first 3 days

    Alastor

    Itโ€™s myโ€ฆfirst week in this shithole!

    nuh uh

    HOW THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN 5 MONTHS ALREADY SINCE THE BP PPL CAME ON HERE

    bitch u were on here for 2 months stfu

    Chunke Monke

    it's been 5 months for you wade

    Iโ€™m not Wade

    wade plsss play roblox wit me plssssssssssss

    I donโ€™t play Roblox

    Thatโ€™s not very good evidence

    He might be, Iโ€™m not

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Eww is Wade a Roblox kid?

    i literally said to wade to play roblox with me, chew it up and figure it out

    crazy how I don't give a shit to care

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Eww is Wade a Roblox kid?

    Lmao Iโ€™ve played Roblox with wade itโ€™s funny

    I havenโ€™t played Roblox in years

    Alastor

    Hello!

    Man I keep seeing more and more Hazbin Hotel stuff around, maybe I should get around to watching it lmao

    You should! Itโ€™s a great show

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    One of those things I saw was the fuckin verbalase video lmao

    HAHA! 50k on that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Man I keep seeing more and more Hazbin Hotel stuff around, maybe I should get around to watching it lmao

    you're going to turn into more of a loser than you already are if you do watch it lmao

    Itโ€™s a great show!

    nah, it's for nerdy ass geeks who go to anime & furry conventions

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    Chunke Monke

    nah, it's for nerdy ass geeks who go to anime & furry conventions

    I donโ€™t go to conventions, I just watch the show

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Anime is cool sometimes, a lot of the shows are bad.

    I donโ€™t watch anime

    Chunke Monke

    you're going to turn into more of a loser than you already are if you do watch it lmao

    Well if you say Iโ€™m Wade, are you calling Wade a loser?

    Alastor

    Well if you say Iโ€™m Wade, are you calling Wade a loser?

    for watching Hazbin hotel, yes. for having a cool personality, no.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Lmfao you guys think thatโ€™s Wade?

    Ever since Iโ€™ve joined

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Because you ARE wade.

    I am not

    how would I do that?

    Unlike Wade, I donโ€™t do face reveals, voice reveals, calls, or anything other than chatting

    Alastor

    Unlike Wade, I donโ€™t do face reveals, voice reveals, calls, or anything other than chatting

    ig ur wade then

    Your logic doesnโ€™t make sense

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Wade is like the sprinkles on top that no one wants

    you're the shit stain in society that everybody wants to avoid, how about that?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Honestly Wadeโ€™s been kind of extra dicky lately, this guy seems a lot more docile

    Why thank you!

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Honestly Wadeโ€™s been kind of extra dicky lately, this guy seems a lot more docile

    it's easy asf to change personalities

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Well yeah, but Wadeโ€™s also kinda likeโ€ฆmentally unstable

    In the times Iโ€™ve been compared to him Iโ€™ve heard heโ€™s schizophrenic and autistic

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Is what im hearing real

    Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve been told

    Alastor

    In the times Iโ€™ve been compared to him Iโ€™ve heard heโ€™s schizophrenic and autistic

    bruv, just admit ur wade, the only autistic person on here is Jake for thinking you're not Wade

    And called, since apparently Iโ€™m him

    Chunke Monke

    bruv, just admit ur wade, the only autistic person on here is Jake for thinking you're not Wade

    Would you like me to lie so you can be satisfied?

    literally everybody thinks you're wade, and we've got some pretty damning evidence

    Chunke Monke

    literally everybody thinks you're wade, and we've got some pretty damning evidence

    I think youโ€™re the only one bro

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    Listen, Iโ€™m here to post dark jokes, enjoy the drama, and chat

    Alastor

    Listen, Iโ€™m here to post dark jokes, enjoy the drama, and chat

    sounds liek wade to me

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Same omg

    You seem nice

    Chunke Monke

    sounds liek wade to me

    It also sounds like Banned User, so they could also be Wade

    Never heard of you, but you seem nice

    Alastor

    It also sounds like Banned User, so they could also be Wade

    nah

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Yep, btw I don't think you are Wade...

    Why thank you!

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Yep, btw I don't think you are Wade...

    u literally js fucking said he's wade liek 10 minutes ago

    Youโ€™re a very untrustworthy person

    istg people are so naive when it comes to people making alts and pretending to be someone they're not

    Alastor

    Youโ€™re a very untrustworthy person

    so?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like you are right now?

    wdym?

    Chunke Monke

    istg people are so naive when it comes to people making alts and pretending to be someone they're not

    From what Iโ€™ve heard, youโ€™ve changed your name 3 times

    Alastor

    From what Iโ€™ve heard, youโ€™ve changed your name 3 times

    ye I did

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You used to have your goofy weird ass personality and know you act like an edgy dick

    Sounds like Wade

    i've been here longer than the BP people

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    Also Feet, Ethan told me that you go to his school...

    ye no shit

    so do you know each other

    are you guys friends

    u and motorboat guy

    Whoโ€™s Ethan?

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Why did you change so much, you used to be funny and fun to be around

    idk cause why not

    nevermind sorry feet boy

    applee

    imwithstupid

    Donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve met him

    Chunke Monke

    idk cause why not

    sad

    Alastor

    Donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve met him

    also sad

    he's a very nice moderator

    Splendid! I hope to someday

    ๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

    Everyone used to like you man, I'm dissapointed

    bro, all I did was hate on you and now you're thinking everybody hates me on WJE js cause of that?

    I only "hate" jake for now for defending you

    i'm chill with everyone else except you

    Chunke Monke

    bro, all I did was hate on you and now you're thinking everybody hates me on WJE js cause of that?

    I donโ€™t hate you, I find it mildly irritating you think Iโ€™m Wade but other than that youโ€™re fine

    BAM SICK BURN

    I have no enemies, I have rivals but those are mainly jokes

    Alastor

    I donโ€™t hate you, I find it mildly irritating you think Iโ€™m Wade but other than that youโ€™re fine

    my fault if you rlly aren't wade

    Donโ€™t worry about it

    is alaztor was wade, he's recommend dagger and other random people

    I recommend people who recommend me and people who I find hilarious, also ones I like

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    peppa pig fat shames her father in almost every episode

    Noisy Water Buffalo