Obama jokes
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Obama got Osama.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What did Obama ask Trump?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Yo mama is Obama.