What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
