what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
What did the orphans mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing because he doesn't know his parents...
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
