Nobody jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.