No jokes
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Memes
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
No no no no no no!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Guy with no arms: Even if I donβt have arms, I can do everything you can do.
π΅if youβre happy and you know it clap your handsπ΅
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, donβt do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why canβt USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesnβt have a queen.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."